Welcome

Gather around. Let me tell you the story behind this website.

On a lazy Sunday afternoon, I was bored. I simply ran out of things to do.

My friends and I were sat around a table in an attic passing time. One thing led to another and my friend looked up ishmam.com.

You see, the thing is, I have always considered myself to be the one true Ishmam so I was skeptical if that website even existed.

It possibly could not, after all, every other Ishmam is a theoretical construct. Just think about it. Have you met any other Ishmams? The correct answer is no.

To my dismay, some phony colonized ishmam.com for himself and worse yet, he is far more creative than I.

The audacity.

Not to be outdone, I quickly checked if ishmamkhan.com was taken, and seeing that it was not, I took the domain faster than COVID spreading in an anti-mask rally.

I was elated. This is it, I have done it. I have won life itself. I planted my flag as the one true Ishmam Khan in this wild west of Ishmams.

I now lay claim as the real Ishmam Khan, bow before my originality. One cannot pour the milk before the cereal, and one cannot have the Ishmam without the Khan.

I know that does not make sense, so ask yourself this: who will stop me? Another Ishmam?

If you an Ishmam in the wild, halt. Do not approach. They are most likely glitches in the simulation and they are bound to be less interesting than I.

Questions?

I do not have the answers.

Thank you for wasting your time, I am honored.